Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.?
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new
Some of my favorites from the local papers...
"Is your child ready for a bigger bike? Sell the little one in the shopper"
"Free sheep (2). Ewe catch."