okay here's some jokes.......?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
Haha These are nice
here are some for you to read
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an Advertisement on the net were the main reasons for the long Line that formed in front of the store
